May 06, 2005
Interest remains high
In these dark days of the continuing Bush presidency - a presidency that was, I need hardly remind you, ruthlessly stolen from the rightful victor, namely candidate Gollum, by a series of heinous subterfuges - it is difficult to find reasons to remain optimistic. Nevertheless, it is reassuring to see that references to our candidate continue to appear in the popular culture. The spark is not dead. With your help, we can prevail in 2008. Assuming the incumbent hasn't declared himself president for life or launched an all-out war on Alpha Centauri by then, of course.