The Gollum 2004 campaign would like to apologize for the state of our homepage.
It appears that Baggins has stolen it.
Campaign volunteers are attempting to wake the web troll, and we will try to restore the site to its earlier glory as soon as possible. In the meantime, please enjoy some of the candidate's thoughts in the blog, or review our press releases.
Gollum - more charismatic than Gingrich, more honest than Romney, less loathsome than Santorum, more rational than Bachmann, and even more in love with gold than Ron Paul. Now, more than ever, the choice for the nomination.
Thanks to our cherished
Interest remains high
Better late than never
Can't take my Eye off of you
Movable Type 2.661 ,
two cave trolls, and a miscellany of dark magicks.