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The Gollum 2004 campaign is not currently able to accept donations online. However, you can use this handy webform to pledge your support to the campaign. Our treasurer and chief accountant, Smaug, will contact you in due course to collect your donation. Note that any pledges made using this form are considered binding. Please do not attempt to withhold the items you have pledged or, indeed, any other wealth you may have. Misunderstandings can happen, and your home is extremely flammable.

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